a h e a t h e n s e r v i l e s t a t e

First of all we’re going to be really shitty at hockey. Then we’re going to skate really slow and hope that a really bad shot makes it past the goalie who is like 6′10″. Who knows — maybe if I actually score — I’ll put one hand up. These guys are so lazy they are playing ice hockey in sweatpants.