2007 November « a h e a t h e n s e r v i l e s t a t e

November 27, 2007, 1:41 am
Filed under: Little Superstar

This post is for Ryan.

November 27, 2007, 1:35 am
Filed under: lazy

First of all we’re going to be really shitty at hockey. Then we’re going to skate really slow and hope that a really bad shot makes it past the goalie who is like 6′10″. Who knows — maybe if I actually score — I’ll put one hand up. These guys are so lazy they are playing ice hockey in sweatpants.

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Timothy Leary

November 27, 2007, 1:21 am
Filed under: LSD

<div align=”justify”> Timothy Leary was such a visionary. I’m not lauding his work or his use of LSD, but very few people out there are truly individuals, him being one.

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Don’t hassle the Hoff.

November 25, 2007, 8:29 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

I remember hearing about this on Kevin and Bean one morning a while back, but never checked it out. What the fuck is he eating – it looks like a Hamburger Patty w/o the bun. Is this guy so fucking obliterated that he can’t even hold a conversation, but he decides to completely avoid carbohydrates. This is not a man, this is a machine…ladies and gentlemen.

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Hey, here’s another great idea:

November 25, 2007, 8:24 pm
Filed under: Tard

Velodromes. No, I was being sarcastic.

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Douchebags

November 25, 2007, 8:23 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

You know what would be really creative and difficult? That’s right, producing a song dedicated to your fucking rims on your car. If these fucks ever win an award for how many records they sell, will the best (superlative) “artist” moniker apply? Shouldn’t.